APOLLO LAUGH

"Hey Neil, this piece of hard baked chewing gum. Do you reckon we could pass it off as a piece of Moon rock?"

"I don't see why not Buzz, PAN's are so flaming thick they will believe any BS we tell them."

"Hi PAN's John Young here. You people should take this NASASCAM guy more seriously, he really is on the ball when exposing our scam".

"This is Mauna Kea in Hawaii, one of the many places where I, and the other astroNOTS, acted out our fake Moon scenario's. We were playing what was known as the 'Moon Game'. Look behind me, there is the South Massive, so commonly seen in the fake Apollo 17 Moon pictures. Of course if the picture was shown in color you would see the green vegetation, which is why Tuttle, after pasting image on desert photo, converted it to monochrome"

"Other astroNOTS get a hi tech electric vehicle to fake their Moon missions, whereas I have to make do with a four legged mule"

"Right guy's, we ain't gonna get anywhere near the Moon, so we may as well dig a few craters here, if only to satisfy those gullible PAN's. We can get a JCB to dig the bigger craters, and dynamite charge for when we go for the super big craters".

"No Bill, we are not digging footings for a building, moreover we are digging fake craters for a fake Moon landscape."

Neil and Buzz must have dropped their nuts on the Moon, (acorn nuts that is). We now have a huge forest of trees on the Moon. Should keep them their Moon squirrels happy anyway.

Ask James Lovell what color Moon squirrels are, and he will tell you they are "essentially gray, no color, look like plaster of paris."

Talking of 'plaster of paris', (NASA's favorite substance for creating fake Moonscapes, to photograph), there is this picture. PAN's tell us that Moon rocks prove the landings, however they never told us the astroNOTS brought a whole section of the Moon back with them.

Look PAN's, 1960's state of the fart, (sorry art), computer technology. It's big man, very, very big, and comes with a mind blowing 50k memory. Think I'll nip down to PC World and get me one, dunno where I'll put it though. Better ask the Apollo astroNOTS they managed to squeeze it into a very confined space.

NASA engineers would do well to visit Pakistan to find out how to simulate one sixth gravity. Ordinary peasants there have achieved it without sophisticated ropes, pulleys and counter balance weights.

"Does that guy in the space suit know that the arse seam is split? Could be embarrassing if he was seen "Mooning on the Moon."

"Don't worry he ain't goin anywhere near the Moon, more a case of arsein around at Chezhin Chotah, and that ain't no where near as embarrassing for NASA when the media find out we faked the whole thing."

With only 2 astroNOTS on the Moon, I wondered who took this 16 mm camera shot. Lets look more closely at the reflection in astroNOTS visor. It appears to be someone clad from head to toe in a black cloak. Hey it's a Muslim woman. Sheesh this must be when the USA and Muslim community were on better relations. I wonder if there are any mosques on the Moon.

"Any PAN's here amongst us? If so perhaps they can tell me, and the other dozen guys assisting me, how we get this half ton milk float onto the cardboard Lunar Module without the crane and heavy hydraulic lifting gear? If the astroNOTS pull a ripcord and the whole unit unloads, unfolds and assembles itself, automatically, why are we having so much hassle?"

Many people query, (and they have good reason to), who was on the Moon to take picture of Armstrong as he stepped of ladder. PAN's, with their usual idiotic replies, claim the camera was fixed to a pole on the LM itself. Camera/video experts claim the camera must have

been at least 20 to 30 feet from Armstrong to capture what we see in the frame. Anyone seen a 30 foot pole on the LM, with a camera at the end of it? No I ain't either, however I can go one better. Who was on the Moon to take this video clip of the Lunar Module landing? It can't be the astroNOTS from Apollo 10 as they did not land on the Moon, (come to think of it neither did Apollo 11). Must be astroNOTS from the Apollo 10½ mission. Click on image to see the video.

APOLLO REALITY How, and where NASA faked the lunar orbiting/landing and lift off video's.


	APOLLO LAUGH Even Hillary finds Apollo laughable. ___________________________________________________ "Hey Neil, this piece of hard baked chewing gum. Do you reckon we could pass it off as a piece of Moon rock?" "I don't see why not Buzz, PAN's are so flaming thick they will believe any BS we tell them." "Hi PAN's John Young here. You people should take this NASASCAM guy more seriously, he really is on the ball when exposing our scam". "This is Mauna Kea in Hawaii, one of the many places where I, and the other astroNOTS, acted out our fake Moon scenario's. We were playing what was known as the 'Moon Game'. Look behind me, there is the South Massive, so commonly seen in the fake Apollo 17 Moon pictures. Of course if the picture was shown in color you would see the green vegetation, which is why Tuttle, after pasting image on desert photo, converted it to monochrome" "Other astroNOTS get a hi tech electric vehicle to fake their Moon missions, whereas I have to make do with a four legged mule" Neil Armstrong Apollo 11 "Right guy's, we ain't gonna get anywhere near the Moon, so we may as well dig a few craters here, if only to satisfy those gullible PAN's. We can get a JCB to dig the bigger craters, and dynamite charge for when we go for the super big craters". "No Bill, we are not digging footings for a building, moreover we are digging fake craters for a fake Moon landscape." CONSTRUCTION OF CRATERS AT CINDER LAKE ARIZONA "This dynamite sure beats the shovel and graft when making fake Moon craters." Neil and Buzz must have dropped their nuts on the Moon, (acorn nuts that is). We now have a huge forest of trees on the Moon. Should keep them their Moon squirrels happy anyway. Ask James Lovell what color Moon squirrels are, and he will tell you they are "essentially gray, no color, look like plaster of paris." Talking of 'plaster of paris', (NASA's favorite substance for creating fake Moonscapes, to photograph), there is this picture. PAN's tell us that Moon rocks prove the landings, however they never told us the astroNOTS brought a whole section of the Moon back with them. Look PAN's, 1960's state of the fart, (sorry art), computer technology. It's big man, very, very big, and comes with a mind blowing 50k memory. Think I'll nip down to PC World and get me one, dunno where I'll put it though. Better ask the Apollo astroNOTS they managed to squeeze it into a very confined space. NASA engineers would do well to visit Pakistan to find out how to simulate one sixth gravity. Ordinary peasants there have achieved it without sophisticated ropes, pulleys and counter balance weights. "Get on the phone to René, tell him I can't bend in this outfit". "Great I can bend now, ahh shit me backs gone" "Does that guy in the space suit know that the arse seam is split? Could be embarrassing if he was seen "Mooning on the Moon." "Don't worry he ain't goin anywhere near the Moon, more a case of arsein around at Chezhin Chotah, and that ain't no where near as embarrassing for NASA when the media find out we faked the whole thing." With only 2 astroNOTS on the Moon, I wondered who took this 16 mm camera shot. Lets look more closely at the reflection in astroNOTS visor. It appears to be someone clad from head to toe in a black cloak. Hey it's a Muslim woman. Sheesh this must be when the USA and Muslim community were on better relations. I wonder if there are any mosques on the Moon. "Any PAN's here amongst us? If so perhaps they can tell me, and the other dozen guys assisting me, how we get this half ton milk float onto the cardboard Lunar Module without the crane and heavy hydraulic lifting gear? If the astroNOTS pull a ripcord and the whole unit unloads, unfolds and assembles itself, automatically, why are we having so much hassle?" Many people query, (and they have good reason to), who was on the Moon to take picture of Armstrong as he stepped of ladder. PAN's, with their usual idiotic replies, claim the camera was fixed to a pole on the LM itself. Camera/video experts claim the camera must have been at least 20 to 30 feet from Armstrong to capture what we see in the frame. Anyone seen a 30 foot pole on the LM, with a camera at the end of it? No I ain't either, however I can go one better. Who was on the Moon to take this video clip of the Lunar Module landing? It can't be the astroNOTS from Apollo 10 as they did not land on the Moon, (come to think of it neither did Apollo 11). Must be astroNOTS from the Apollo 10½ mission. Click on image to see the video. NASASCAM Start your investigation here. APOLLO FAKE The person responsible for NASA's fake Apollo Moon pictures. APOLLO REALITY How, and where NASA faked the lunar orbiting/landing and lift off video's. APOLLO INSIDER Detailed info on how NASA faked the astronaut Moon scenes. APOLLO DATA Data from the Apollo missions which does not add up. APOLLO TRUTH The reason NASA faked the Apollo Moon missions. APOLLOSCAM More ridiculous Moon pics with added humor. APOLLO FRY UP How deadly radiation in space prevents travel to the Moon. APOLLO FEEDBACK Read what the media say about naughty NASA. APOLLO FACTS Facts to be considered after Apollo Moon missions. All sites best viewed at 1280 X 768, or 1280 X 1024 resolution with medium text size. nasascam@yahoo.com